Item # PS64-Retirement Party theme party supplies for the Retiree-
Enjoy Your Retirement Party with these supplies for retirement parties. All Retirement party supplies include: candy wrappers, retirement invitations, and a funny retiree poem.
Poem: There was an old man who retired-For his time at his job expired-With no clock to punch-Or time hurried lunch-Or boss to complain-Or drive him insane-He pondered with thought great things he'd been taught-Then with nothing further to do-He kicked back a few-And puttered around-Without making a sound-He did this or that and grew mighty fat-He slept like a bear and lost all his hair-Finally, he came to the conclusion-He needed an intrusion-So he thought of the things he never had time to do-And now spends his retirement seeing them through-So a word to the wise through that old retiree's eyes-The message is clear-Keep busy, you hear...