Item # FP67-Turning 50 Poems
'Good @ 20 Better @ 50. Birthday Poems FOR 50th Birthdays make great customized birthday gifts

Poem: Here a flash, there a flash-Everywhere a hot flash-Chin hair spreading like the plague-Memory fading, becoming vague-Now too many things I seem to need- like longer arms so I can read-Gingko pills to preserve-those little memories on reserve-Antacid tablets for heartburn heat-Bunion cushions for my feet-Anti-aging cream for my face-Push up bra to lift in place-Hemorrhoid cream to ease the pain-From constipation's daily strain-Yet through it all it sure will be nifty-Climbing over that hill and reaching fifty-

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